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After only having had items from the orange food group for lunch (jalapeno cheetos and sunkist), I needed something decent for dinner.

I get home, and open the fridge.  Contents: slowly wilting white and green asparagus.  A tub of white miso.  One slightly old lime.

What's a girl to do?

Make grilled asparagus with lime-miso dip of course! (the dip needs a bit of tweaking. It's not bad, but it's not amazing either.)

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So I was particularly, disgustingly pleased with myself last night.  I'd gotten a really cute haircut this past weekend, and it had finally "settled."  It was smooth, it was sleek and shiny. I was a fucking Pantene commercial in the flesh.  It was a first for me, so I think I could be forgiven my swelled head and raging vanity.

In order to record this magical, once in a lifetime event of perfect hair, I took cutesy photos of myself so I could email my friends, with the expectation that they would oooh and aaaah at just how awesome my hair is. 

I got the requisite "OMG SO CUTE" and "Oh wow, you look fantastic" and "WOW!" and "Let's have filthy hot sex the next time we see each other" and "Click here for V1agr@ C1aL1S CH33p!"  Life was good, indeed.

FOOLISH HUMAN. 

I woke up this morning with a smile on my face…and a boil on my nose.  It's big, it's red, it's painful and it's impossible to hide with makeup.

FAIL 😦

*THANKS BUD, NO NOSE MIGHT BE BEST.

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Amazing Sheep Art!

Samsung, why are you so cool?

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What do you do when you're hungry and this is all you've got in your kitchen?
1) A lonely pack of Shin Ramyun: super spicy korean kimchee ramen
2) some sad looking green onions
3) a couple of eggs
4) the tail end of some whipping cream
5) a container of awesome garlic slow fried in olive oil

YOU MAKE THE MOST AMAZING INSTANT RAMEN KNOWN TO MAN.

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Proposition 8, The Musical

Proposition 8, The Musical

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