Everyone knows that Northern Virginia is straight up gangsta. A-town? Alexandria? Yo, you're gonna need a flak jacket and a bulletproof Hummer to get around – getting to that new Whole Foods and Trader Joes is fucking MURDAH. Those crazy bitches with their perfect blond hair, sweater over their shoulders and pearls around their necks will cut you.
So this is for my peeps up in A-Town.